Dear John Boehner. You’re officially darker than the president. Imma need you to lay off that spray tan. 

Dear John Boehner. You’re officially darker than the president. Imma need you to lay off that spray tan. 

Dear Bill in Accounting. I must confess I’ve never liked you. Petty as it sounds, it’s probably that one time you mispronounced “Sade.” 

Dear Bill in Accounting. I must confess I’ve never liked you. Petty as it sounds, it’s probably that one time you mispronounced “Sade.” 

Dear White People,
How does it feel to have an OJ Simpson of your very own? 

Dear White People,

How does it feel to have an OJ Simpson of your very own? 

Dear White People,
Paternity tests on Maury Povich are the new black face.

Dear White People,

Paternity tests on Maury Povich are the new black face.

Dear Jim in Accounting,
This is awkward, but I think you might have me confused with the one other black person that works here.

Dear Jim in Accounting,

This is awkward, but I think you might have me confused with the one other black person that works here.

Dear White iPhone,
You do exactly what your black predecessor did only whiter. Congrats on your assured success.

Dear White iPhone,

You do exactly what your black predecessor did only whiter. Congrats on your assured success.

Dear White People,
Stop dancing.

Dear White People,

Stop dancing.

Dear White People with iPads in meetings,
Gonna need you to take the self satisfaction down a notch. We both know you’re just playing Angry Birds.

Dear White People with iPads in meetings,

Gonna need you to take the self satisfaction down a notch. We both know you’re just playing Angry Birds.