Dear White People, Thanks for keeping Jazz, Blues, and Classic Hip Hop alive. Will return the favor by continuing to sample from the 80’s

Dear White People,

Thanks for keeping Jazz, Blues, and Classic Hip Hop alive. Will return the favor by continuing to sample from the 80’s

Dear White People, So…what’s the deal with you and Nutella?

Dear White People,

So…what’s the deal with you and Nutella?

Dear White People, Please don’t invite me to your birthday party just to get the “dance floor going.”

Dear White People,

Please don’t invite me to your birthday party just to get the “dance floor going.”

Dear White iPhone, You do exactly what your black predecessor did only whiter. Congrats on your assured success.

Dear White iPhone,

You do exactly what your black predecessor did only whiter. Congrats on your assured success.

Dear White People, Stop dancing.

Dear White People,

Stop dancing.

Dear White People with iPads in meetings, Gonna need you to take the self satisfaction down a notch. We both know you’re just playing Angry Birds.

Dear White People with iPads in meetings,

Gonna need you to take the self satisfaction down a notch. We both know you’re just playing Angry Birds.