Dear Bill in Accounting. I must confess I’ve never liked you. Petty as it sounds, it’s probably that one time you mispronounced “Sade.”
Dear White Bartenders - Assuming I won’t tip you and ignoring me is the best way to not get a tip. #Cycles
Dear Rep. Anthony Weiner,
Sending nude pictures of yourself to girls online only helps your career if you’re Chris Brown. Sorry about any confusion.
Dear White People,
No I don’t want to go in on this Groupon with you. You’d be hard pressed to find me doing yoga for free at home, let alone downtown with you for thirty bucks.
Dear disgruntled Republicans,
Admit it. You just don’t like it that there’s a black man on tv telling you what to do.