Dear Bill in Accounting. I must confess I’ve never liked you. Petty as it sounds, it’s probably that one time you mispronounced “Sade.” 

Dear Bill in Accounting. I must confess I’ve never liked you. Petty as it sounds, it’s probably that one time you mispronounced “Sade.” 

Dear White Bartenders - Assuming I won’t tip you and ignoring me is the best way to not get a tip. #Cycles

Dear White Bartenders - Assuming I won’t tip you and ignoring me is the best way to not get a tip. #Cycles

Dear White People, How does it feel to have an OJ Simpson of your very own? 

Dear White People,

How does it feel to have an OJ Simpson of your very own? 

Dear Rep. Anthony Weiner, Sending nude pictures of yourself to girls online only helps your career if you’re Chris Brown. Sorry about any confusion.

Dear Rep. Anthony Weiner,

Sending nude pictures of yourself to girls online only helps your career if you’re Chris Brown. Sorry about any confusion.

Dear White People, No I don’t want to go in on this Groupon with you. You’d be hard pressed to find me doing yoga for free at home, let alone downtown with you for thirty bucks. 

Dear White People,

No I don’t want to go in on this Groupon with you. You’d be hard pressed to find me doing yoga for free at home, let alone downtown with you for thirty bucks. 

Dear White People, If you send me ONE more Farmville request on Facebook…

Dear White People,

If you send me ONE more Farmville request on Facebook…

Dear White People, Paternity tests on Maury Povich are the new black face.

Dear White People,

Paternity tests on Maury Povich are the new black face.

Dear disgruntled Republicans, Admit it. You just don’t like it that there’s a black man on tv telling you what to do. 

Dear disgruntled Republicans,

Admit it. You just don’t like it that there’s a black man on tv telling you what to do. 

Dear White People, Enough with the fedoras.

Dear White People,

Enough with the fedoras.

Dear Netflix, So last week I watched The Color Purple and this week you recommend me Big Mama’s House 2? 

Dear Netflix,

So last week I watched The Color Purple and this week you recommend me Big Mama’s House 2?