Dear Netflix, So last week I watched The Color Purple and this week you recommend me Big Mama’s House 2? 

Dear Netflix,

So last week I watched The Color Purple and this week you recommend me Big Mama’s House 2? 

Dear White People at concerts, Thanks for all the blurry mobile uploads on Facebook. It’s like I was there. And by “there” I mean legally blind.

Dear White People at concerts,

Thanks for all the blurry mobile uploads on Facebook. It’s like I was there. And by “there” I mean legally blind.

Dear White People using Hipstamatic, I get it. You have an iPhone and go on hikes. Jesus…

Dear White People using Hipstamatic,

I get it. You have an iPhone and go on hikes. Jesus…

Dear White People, No I do not want to try your vegan cookie recipe. Get back to me when you got some Krispy Kremes.

Dear White People,

No I do not want to try your vegan cookie recipe. Get back to me when you got some Krispy Kremes.

Dear White People, I’ll explain Chicken and Waffles if you explain Corned Beef Hash.

Dear White People,

I’ll explain Chicken and Waffles if you explain Corned Beef Hash.

Dear White People, Thanks for keeping Jazz, Blues, and Classic Hip Hop alive. Will return the favor by continuing to sample from the 80’s

Dear White People,

Thanks for keeping Jazz, Blues, and Classic Hip Hop alive. Will return the favor by continuing to sample from the 80’s

Dear White People, So…what’s the deal with you and Nutella?

Dear White People,

So…what’s the deal with you and Nutella?

Dear White People, I’d like to personally apologize for Nick Cannon’s upcoming “comedy” special. 

Dear White People,

I’d like to personally apologize for Nick Cannon’s upcoming “comedy” special. 

Dear Jim in Accounting, This is awkward, but I think you might have me confused with the one other black person that works here.

Dear Jim in Accounting,

This is awkward, but I think you might have me confused with the one other black person that works here.

Dear White People, Please don’t invite me to your birthday party just to get the “dance floor going.”

Dear White People,

Please don’t invite me to your birthday party just to get the “dance floor going.”